Sunday, June 19, 2005

Taking your Rabbit Vibrator on Holiday!

I've just come back from holidays, and having gotten chatting to some girls in a bar someone mentioned to me they'd been too scared to bring their beloved vibrator on holiday with them.

Not that I could blame her of course, the thought of having your vibrator held aloft by some git of a customs officer for all to see is enough to bring most of us out in a cold sweat!

This happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Having decided to take a romantic holiday with the fella she thought it'd be very sexy to take along the vibe she'd been given by him a few weeks earlier.

Unfortunately, she left the batteries in and popped it in her hand luggage. When her baggage was scanned she was, of course, searched and the security officers very kindly demonstrated its purpose for all the other passengers to see by holding it up and turning it on! Now poor old Jane (name changed to protect her blushes!) never thought it significant for a second that the vibe was a "silver bullet". It probably looked like a mortar shell under the x-ray!!

The moral of the story? Put your vibrator in the hold luggage. Oh, and take out the batteries... it's much less likely to be flagged as a potential security risk if it's x-rayed, and will not get accidently switched on and lead your vibrating luggage to result in the national guard being called out to close down the airport.

Happy holidays girls!!

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